Funny msn nicks

• You're unique, just like everyone else....
• Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
• Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
• Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
• Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
• Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
• When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
• The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
• You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
• Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
• If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
• I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
• We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
• Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
• As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
• An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
• What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
• Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
• Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
• You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
• If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
• When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
• 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
• I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
• English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
• You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
• If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
• Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
• I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
• ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
• I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
• Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
• For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
• I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
• You and the bank own a very lovely home
• I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
• You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
• All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
• Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
• Superman is a travestite
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
• Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
• Lower the age of puberty!