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Some Funny Questions

Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why can't liquor freeze?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Have ex-punsters been expunged?
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?

Creating Strong Passwords

For a password to be strong, it should:

Be at least seven characters long. Because of the way passwords are encrypted, the most secure passwords are seven or 14 characters long. Contain characters from each of the following three groups: Group Examples Letters (uppercase and lowercase) A, B, C... (and a, b, c...) Numerals 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 Symbols (all characters not defined as letters or numerals) ` ~ ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + - = { } | [ ] \ : " ; ' < > ? , . /

Have at least one symbol character in the second through sixth positions. Be significantly different from prior passwords. Not contain your name or user name. Not be a common word or name. Passwords can be the weakest link in a computer security scheme. Strong passwords are important because password cracking tools continue to improve and the computers used to crack passwords are more powerful than ever. Network passwords that once took weeks to crack can now be cracked in hours.

Password cracking software uses one of three approaches: intelligent guessing, dictionary attacks, and automation that tries every possible combination of characters. Given enough time, the automated method can crack any password. However, it still can take months to crack a strong password.

Windows passwords can be up to 127 characters long. However, if you are using Windows XP on a network that also has computers using Windows 95 or Windows 98, consider using passwords not longer than 14 characters. Windows 95 and Windows 98 support passwords of up to 14 characters. If your password is longer, you may not be able to log on to your network from those computers.

How not to Get Banned from AdSense

After researching on different site's about how and why? people get banned from google adsense ... i have came up some tips, so that couldnt get banned from adsense.



1. Don’t click on your own Google ads - I suspect this is the most common reason people are banned. You can’t click your own ads for any reason. If you want to see where an ad leads to type in the URL from the ad or use the AdSense Preview tool (if you’re an IE user)

2. Don’t ask others to click on Google ads - I regularly see people doing this - especially when they first put ads on their blogs. Be very careful about what you do say about your ads. Sometimes even an indirect comment or a ‘hint’ can be construed as encouraging people to click ads - it’s just not worth it.

3. Don’t place Google ads on sites that contain prohibited content - Family friendly content is the way AdSense likes to go. This means you can’t put ads on gambling sites, sites with adult content or with profanity (to name just a few things they prohibit). Get a full list of what you should avoid in their policies.

4. Provide a positive user experience - Again Google puts it best - ‘Sites that contain excessive pop-ups, use sneaky redirects to obtain traffic, or otherwise attempt to interfere with normal web navigation aren’t permitted in the AdSense network.’

5. Don’t employ pop-up prompts or automatic software installations - I’ve been interested to see a number of publishers doing this lately by putting pop ups with ads in them on their pages or putting popups directly next to ads to draw the eye to them. Neither method is within the AdSense TOS.

6. Be aware of how your site is promoted - Another reason I’ve seen publishers banned for is sending traffic to their site that is not ‘good’ traffic. Paid to surf programs are one example of bad traffic which you can get in trouble for. These days Google has impression based ads as well as CPC ones and if you’re driving thousands of visitors to a site that is not legitimate traffic you’ll get in trouble. When in doubt about whether to go with a traffic generating system you should check with AdSense first.

7. Respect Google trademarks - Google writes - ‘Framing or mimicking Google pages is strictly prohibited by our Guidelines for Use of Google Brand Features.’

8. Don’t tamper with the AdSense code - Unless you have permission you shouldn’t change the core AdSense code. Some publishers have agreements with Google to do this but if you’re a normal publisher you are not allowed to make such changes. Again - if in doubt contact the AdSense team.

9. Provide a good environment for advertisers - AdSense juggles the expectations and value it offers to three groups - ‘publishers’, ‘viewers of ads’ and ‘advertisers’. As publishers we tend to lose site of the rest of the equation, especially the advertisers - but ultimately unless they are getting value for money they won’t advertise and the whole system falls down. In short Google will ban you if they feel you’re doing anything to trick your readers into clicking ads (ie ripping off advertisers).

10. Be responsive - If AdSense tells you to jump - you say ‘how high?’ If you get an email from AdSense it’s important to reply (if they ask for a response) and to comply with what they ask you to do (or to politely explain your situation. I find that in most of my interactions with the AdSense team that they genuinely want you to do well as a publisher as it means that they do well also. While you might sometimes feel like you’re talking to a machine (their stock standard emails can be annoying) if you persist in emailing them you generally end up talking to a human and find that they are willing to listen and help you find a solution to any issues you’re having.

11. Posting a job on rentacoder and getting people from different countries to click your ads.

12. Don't use AdSense on pages that also contain ads from other advertisers (yahoo publisher program).

BEAUTY TIPS

Beauty Tips For attractive lips, speak words of kindness

For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.

For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone.

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed,
and redeemed; never throw out anybody.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands,
one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes,
because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.

It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows,

And the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!

100 Days Together!!!

Peter and Tina are sitting in the park doing nothing but just gazing
into the sky, while all their friends are having fun with their better
halves.

Tina: I'm so bored. Just wish I had a boyfriend now to spend time with.

Peter: I guess we're the only ones left out. We're the only two who
don't have dates now.

(Both are silent)

Tina: I think I have an idea. Lets play a game.

Peter: Huh? What game?

Tina: Mmmm...It's quite simple. You be my boyfriend for 100 days and
I'll be your girlfriend for 100 days. What do you think?

Peter: Well! I don't think I have any plans for the next few months so why not?

Tina: You sound like you aren't really looking forward to it at all.
Cheer up. Today will be our first day and our first date. So, where
should we go?

Peter: What about a movie? I heard there is this really great movie
playing in the theatre now.

Tina: I can't think of anything better, so...let's move.

(Went to watch the movie and sent each other home)

Day 2:

Peter and Tina went to a concert together, and Peter bought Tina a key
chain with a star.

Day 3:

They went shopping together for a friend's birthday present. Shared an
ice cream together and hugged each other for the first time.

Day 7:

Peter drove Tina up onto a mountain and they watch the sunset
together. When the night came and the moon glowed, they said sat on
the grass gazing at the stars together. A meteor passed by. Tina
mumbled something.

Day 25:

Spent time at a theme park and got onto roller coasters, ate hotdogs
and cotton candy. Peter and Tina got in the haunted house and Tina
grabbed someone's hand instead of Peter's hand by accident. They
rolled in laughter thinking about it, later.

Day 67:

They drove pass a circus and decided to get in to watch the show. The
midget asked Tina to play a part as his assistant in the magic show.
Went around to see other entertainments around after the show. Came to
a fortune teller and she just said "Treasure every moment from now on"
and a tear rolled down the fortune teller's cheek.

Day 84:

Tina suggested that they go to the beach. The beach wasn't so crowded
that day. They have their first kiss with each other just as the sun
is setting.

Day 99:

They decide to have a simple day and choose to walk around the city.

1:23 pm

Tina: I'm thirsty. Lets rest for a while.

Peter: Wait here while I go buy some drinks. What would you like?

Tina: Mmm...Apple juice will be just fine.

1:43 pm

Tina waits for about 20 minutes but Peter still hasn't returned. Then
someone walked up to her.

Stranger: Are you Tina?

Tina: Yes, and may I help you?

Stranger: Just now down there on the street a drunk driver has crashed
into a guy. I think it's your friend.

Tina ran over to the spot with the stranger and sees Peter lying on
the floor with blood over his face and her apple juice still in his
hands. The ambulance came and she went to the hospital with Peter.

Tina sat outside the emergency room for five and a half hours. The
doctor comes out...

11:51 pm

Doctor: I'm sorry, but we did the best we could. He is still breathing
now but God will take him away from us very soon.

We found this letter in his pocket.

The doctor hands over the letter to Tina and she goes into the room to
see Peter. He looks weak but peaceful. Tina read the letter and then
she burst into tears. Here is what the letter said.

Tina, our 100 days is almost over. I had fun with you during all these
days. Although you may have been greedy sometimes and less thoughtful,
you yet brought happiness into my life. I have realized that you are a
really cute girl and blamed myself for never have taken the time to
knowing you before. I have nothing much to ask for. But I just wish
that we could extend our days. I want to be your boyfriend...forever,
and wish that you be beside me all the time.

Tina, I love you.

11:58

Tina: (sobbing) Peter. Do you know what was the wish I made on the
night there was a meteor. I asked God to let us last forever. We were
supposed to last 100 days, Peter! You can't leave me! I LOVE YOU. Can
you please come back to me now? I love you Peter. I LOVE YOU.

As the clock struck twelve, Peter's heart stopped beating. It was 100 days.

Tell the guy or girl that you love them before its too late. You never
know what's going to happen tomorrow. You never know who will be
leaving you, never to return.

*Please pass this on to all you know...you do not know who's close to
their 100th day

Mom, you owe me $14.75

A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and he handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:

For cutting the grass: $5.00
For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
For going to the store for you: .50
Babysitting my kid brother while you went shopping: .25
Taking out the garbage: $1.00
For getting a good report card: $5.00
For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75

Well, his mother looked at him standing there, the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote:

For 9 months I carried you while you were growing inside me: No Charge.
For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you: No Charge.
For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years: No Charge.
For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead: No Charge.
For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose: No Charge,
Son. When you add it up, the cost of my love is: No Charge.
When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said,

"Mom, I sure do love you".

And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: "PAID IN FULL"

The young girl who isn't an atheist like her teacher

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they're atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Zainab has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an atheist."

Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Muslim." The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Zainab why she is a Muslim. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving God. My mom is a Muslim, and my dad is a Muslim, so I am a Muslim."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly, "what if your mom was a moron,and your dad was a moron, - what would you be then?" She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Zainab, "I'd be an atheist."

[a moron is a dumb, stupid person]

Funny story of three friends who came to the New York City

Not long ago, three friends came to the New York city. They decided to stay in a hotel during the visit. It so happened that their room ended up being on the 60th floor. The policy of the hotel was that everynight after 12:00 a.m. the elevators are shut down for security reasons. So on the next day, the three friends rented a car and went out to explore the city. They enjoyed movies, concerts, and other things throughout the whole day. At one point, they remembered that they have to get back to the hotel before 12 a.m. When they arrived, it was beyond 12 a.m. at night. The elevators were shut down. There was no other way to get back to their room but to take the stairs all the way to the 60th floor. All of a sudden, one friend got an idea. He said "For the first 20 floors, I will tell jokes to keep us going. Then another one of us could say wisdom stories for the next 20 floors. Finally, we will cover the other 20 floors with sad stories." So, one of the friends started with the jokes. With laughs and joy, they reached the 20th floor. Now, another friend started saying stories that are full of wisdom. So, they learned a lot while reaching the 40th floor. Now, it was time for the sad stories. So, the third friend started thus, "My first sad story is that I left the key for the room in the car."

Now, what is the point of this story? This story resembles our life cycle. For the first 20 years of our life, we spend time in joking and enjoying whatever is out there. Then, after we reach 20, we go into the work force, get marriead, have kids and this is the time when we use our wisdom. Then, if we reach 40, we finally see the white hairs and begin to think that my life is coming to an end and the sadness begins.

It's better that we start our life in the very beginning by remembering death rather than preparing for it at the end our life when very few of us have the energy to obey Allah completely.

Shakespeare:

Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
her.

Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back.

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates:
If you love someone,Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.

Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high If she doesn't, the Weibull
distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.

Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Schwarzenegger' s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X) ) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c
is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL

If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!

Truth in One Line

1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.

2. Most people will be about as happy as they decide to be.

3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.

4. Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you will have.

5. Success stops when you do.

6. When your ship comes in . make sure you are willing to unload it.

7. You will never "have it all together."

8. Life is a journey. not a destination. Enjoy the trip!

9. The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want I will be happy."

10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.

11. I've learned that ultimately "takers" lose and "givers" win.

12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared.

13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.

14. We often fear the thing we want the most.

15. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you to have to say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say!

16. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

17. Look for opportunities . not guarantees.

18. Success is getting up one more time.

19. Now is the most interesting time of all.

20. When things go wrong. don't go with them.

21. Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

22. God can mend all broken hearts. You just have to give HIM all the pieces.

23. A person who asks a question might be a fool for five minutes,
but a person who doesn't ask, is a fool forever.

24. A best friend is like a four leaf clover. hard to find and lucky to have.

25. A friend is someone who reaches for your hand but touches your heart.

26. A coincidence is when God performs a miracle and decides to remain anonymous.

27. I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

28. Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace.
and your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.

29. Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

30. Life is what's coming. not what was. So enjoy every moment of it!

31. Always keep smiling because a smile is a precious gift.

Some Golden Rules for Living

If you open it, close it.
If you turn it on, turn it off.
If you unlock it, lock it up.
If you break it, admit and replace it.
If you can't fix it, call someone who can.
If you borrow it, return it.
If you value it, take care of it.
If you make a mess, clean it up.
If you move it, put it back.
If it belongs to someone else and you want to use it, get permission.
If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.
If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.
If it will brighten someone's day, say it.
If it will tarnish someone's reputation, keep it to yourself.

P.U.S.H.

Wheneverythng seems to go wrong ...
Just PUSH

When the Job gets you down ...
Just PUSH

When people don't react the way you think they should ...
Just PUSH

When your money is "gone" and the bills are due ...
Just PUSH

When people just don't understand you ...
Just PUSH

P.U.S.H.

P = Pray U = Until S = Something H = Happens...

Greatest

The most destructive habit.....................Worry

The greatest Joy.......................................Giving

The greatest loss................. .......... Loss of self respect

The most satisfying work......................Helping others

The ugliest personality trait....................Selfishness

The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource................Our youth

The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome........Fear

The most effective sleeping pill.............Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease...........Excuses

The most powerful force in life..................Love

The most dangerous pariah......................A gossiper

The world's most incredible computer.....The brain

The worst thing to be without.... ................ Hope

The deadliest weapon...............................The tongue

The two most power-filled words.............."I Can"

The greatest asset......................................Faith

The most worthless emotion......................Self-pity

The most beautiful attire.............................SMILE!

The most prized possession..................... Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication .................................................Prayer

The most contagious spirit.........................Enthusiasm

Everyone needs this list to live by...pass it along!!!

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Repeating and Reminding is a Key to the success of Effective Communication.
Never Stop: Listening, Learning and Thinking.

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10 Golden Rules to start a Day

1.TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK:
If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind...I will not respond in a like manner.

2. TODAY I WILL ASK ALLAH TO BLESS MY "ENEMY":
If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will quietly ask Allah to bless that individual. I understand the "enemy" could be a family member, neighbor, co-worker, or a stranger.

3. TODAY I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I SAY:
I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do not spread gossip.

4. TODAY I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE:
I will find ways to help share the burden of another person.

5. TODAY I WILL FORGIVE:
I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come my way.

6. TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE, BUT I WILL DO IT SECRETLY:
I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.

7. TODAY I WILL TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WISH TO BE TREATED:
I will practice the golden rule - "Do unto others as I would have them do unto me" - with everyone I encounter.

8. TODAY I WILL RAISE THE SPIRITS OF SOMEONE I DISCOURAGED:
My smile, my words, my expression of support, can make the difference to someone who is wrestling life.

9. TODAY I WILL NURTURE MY BODY:
I will eat less; I will eat only healthy foods. I will thank Allah for my body.

10. TODAY I WILL GROW SPIRITUALLY:
I will spend a little more time in salaah and dua today: I will begin reading something spiritual or inspirational today; I will find a quiet place (at some point during the day) and contemplate on the purpose of life.!!!

Winner

A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"
Need proof? Read on...

-A small boy--the fifth amongst seven siblings of a poor father, was selling newspapers in a small village to earn his living. He was not exceptionally smart at school but was fascinated by religion and rockets. The first rocket he built crashed. A missile that he built crashed multiple
times and he was made a butt of ridicule.

He is the person to have scripted the Space Odyssey of India single-handedly.
He is Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam. President of India. -------------------------------------------

-Officials rejected a candidate for a news broadcasters post since his voice was not fit for a news broadcaster. He was also told that with his obnoxiously long name, he would never be famous.

He is Amitabh Bachchan.

-In 1962, four nervous young musicians played their first record audition for the executives of the Decca Recording Company. The executives were not impressed. While turning down this group of musicians,
one executive said, "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."

The group was called The Beatles.

-In 1944, Emmeline Snively, director of the Blue Book Modeling Agency told modeling hopeful Norma Jean Baker, "You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married".

She went on and became Marilyn Monroe.

-In 1954, Jimmy Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, fired a singer after one performance.
He told him, "You ain't goin' nowhere son. You ought to go back to drivin' a truck".

He went on to become Elvis Presley.

-When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1876, it did not ring off the hook with calls from potential backers. After making a demonstration call, President Rutherford Hayes said,
"That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to see one of them?"



When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2000 experiments before he got it to work.
A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so many times.

He said, "I never failed once. I invented the light bulb.
It just happened to be a 2000-step process".

In the 1940s, another young inventor named Chester Carlson took his idea to 20 corporations, including some of the biggest in the country. They all turned him down. In 1947, after 7 long years of rejections, he finally got a tiny company in Rochester, NY, the Haloid Company, to purchase the rights to his invention--an electrostatic paper-copying process.

Haloid became Xerox Corporation.

-A little girl--the 20th of 22 children, was born prematurely and her survival was doubtful. When she was 4 years old, she contracted double pneumonia and scarlet fever, which left her with aparalyzed left leg. At age 9, she removed the metal leg brace she had been dependent on and began to walk without it. By 13 she had developed a rhythmic walk, which doctors said was a miracle. That same year she decided to become a runner. She entered a race and came in last. For the next few years every race she entered, she came in last. Everyone told her to quit, but she kept on running. One day she actually won a race. And then another. From then on she won every race she entered.

Eventually this little girl-- Wilma Rudolph, went on to win three Olympic gold medals.

-A schoolteacher scolded a boy for not paying attention to his mathematics and for not being able to solve simple problems. She told him that you would not become anybody in life.

The boy was Albert Einstein.

Funny msn nicks

• You're unique, just like everyone else....
• Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
• Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
• Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
• Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
• Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
• When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
• The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
• You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
• Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
• If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
• I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
• We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
• Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
• As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
• An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
• What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
• Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
• Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
• You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
• If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
• When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
• 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
• I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
• English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
• You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
• If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
• Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
• I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
• ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
• I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
• Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
• For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
• I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
• You and the bank own a very lovely home
• I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
• You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
• All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
• Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
• Superman is a travestite
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
• Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
• Lower the age of puberty!

Male Pick up Lines

* That dress would look great on my floor.

* I've got a 6 inch tongue and know how to use it.

* Do you come here often?

* Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

* Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

* Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

* Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?

* I have an 8 inch dick. (Inches may vary)

* The word for the night is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

* Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

* I have only three months to live.

* If I followed you home, would you keep me?

* Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

* So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

* What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

* What's your sign?

* Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

* Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

* You are the only reason why I came in here alone.

* If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

* Is that Windex you're wearing? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

* Since we shouldn't waste in this day and age, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

* Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

* Where have you been all my life?

* Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

* I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

* You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

* Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

* Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

::MY:::FAV:::F R I E N D SHIP :::QUOTES::

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name
with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know
how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
***
If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps
between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me
and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
***
When God opened the window of the Heaven
He asked me: What is your wish for today?
“I said : please take special care of the person
Rreading this!!!!!!!”
***
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with
pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a
precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
***
When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When
i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm
watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u
***
If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be
proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg
God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.
***
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in
heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.
***
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you,
me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk
away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
***
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when
its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
***
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a
place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest,
a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
***
People live People die, People Laugh, People Cry, Some
give up, Some will try, Some say hi, Some say bye, Others
may forget YOU but never will I.
***
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy
Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the
Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the
“BEST”!!!!!!!!!
***
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be
special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so
lucky I m for having you.
***
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an
hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an
entire life 2 forget them.
***
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break
into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in
my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
***
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a
tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me
an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you