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Monday, December 11, 2006

Some Golden Rules for Living

If you open it, close it.
If you turn it on, turn it off.
If you unlock it, lock it up.
If you break it, admit and replace it.
If you can't fix it, call someone who can.
If you borrow it, return it.
If you value it, take care of it.
If you make a mess, clean it up.
If you move it, put it back.
If it belongs to someone else and you want to use it, get permission.
If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.
If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.
If it will brighten someone's day, say it.
If it will tarnish someone's reputation, keep it to yourself.

P.U.S.H.

Wheneverythng seems to go wrong ...
Just PUSH

When the Job gets you down ...
Just PUSH

When people don't react the way you think they should ...
Just PUSH

When your money is "gone" and the bills are due ...
Just PUSH

When people just don't understand you ...
Just PUSH

P.U.S.H.

P = Pray U = Until S = Something H = Happens...

Greatest

The most destructive habit.....................Worry

The greatest Joy.......................................Giving

The greatest loss................. .......... Loss of self respect

The most satisfying work......................Helping others

The ugliest personality trait....................Selfishness

The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource................Our youth

The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome........Fear

The most effective sleeping pill.............Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease...........Excuses

The most powerful force in life..................Love

The most dangerous pariah......................A gossiper

The world's most incredible computer.....The brain

The worst thing to be without.... ................ Hope

The deadliest weapon...............................The tongue

The two most power-filled words.............."I Can"

The greatest asset......................................Faith

The most worthless emotion......................Self-pity

The most beautiful attire.............................SMILE!

The most prized possession..................... Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication .................................................Prayer

The most contagious spirit.........................Enthusiasm

Everyone needs this list to live by...pass it along!!!

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Repeating and Reminding is a Key to the success of Effective Communication.
Never Stop: Listening, Learning and Thinking.

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10 Golden Rules to start a Day

1.TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK:
If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind...I will not respond in a like manner.

2. TODAY I WILL ASK ALLAH TO BLESS MY "ENEMY":
If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly, I will quietly ask Allah to bless that individual. I understand the "enemy" could be a family member, neighbor, co-worker, or a stranger.

3. TODAY I WILL BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I SAY:
I will carefully choose and guard my words being certain that I do not spread gossip.

4. TODAY I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE:
I will find ways to help share the burden of another person.

5. TODAY I WILL FORGIVE:
I will forgive any hurts or injuries that come my way.

6. TODAY I WILL DO SOMETHING NICE FOR SOMEONE, BUT I WILL DO IT SECRETLY:
I will reach out anonymously and bless the life of another.

7. TODAY I WILL TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WISH TO BE TREATED:
I will practice the golden rule - "Do unto others as I would have them do unto me" - with everyone I encounter.

8. TODAY I WILL RAISE THE SPIRITS OF SOMEONE I DISCOURAGED:
My smile, my words, my expression of support, can make the difference to someone who is wrestling life.

9. TODAY I WILL NURTURE MY BODY:
I will eat less; I will eat only healthy foods. I will thank Allah for my body.

10. TODAY I WILL GROW SPIRITUALLY:
I will spend a little more time in salaah and dua today: I will begin reading something spiritual or inspirational today; I will find a quiet place (at some point during the day) and contemplate on the purpose of life.!!!

Winner

A winner is NOT one who NEVER FAILS......but one who NEVER QUITS!!!"
Need proof? Read on...

-A small boy--the fifth amongst seven siblings of a poor father, was selling newspapers in a small village to earn his living. He was not exceptionally smart at school but was fascinated by religion and rockets. The first rocket he built crashed. A missile that he built crashed multiple
times and he was made a butt of ridicule.

He is the person to have scripted the Space Odyssey of India single-handedly.
He is Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam. President of India. -------------------------------------------

-Officials rejected a candidate for a news broadcasters post since his voice was not fit for a news broadcaster. He was also told that with his obnoxiously long name, he would never be famous.

He is Amitabh Bachchan.

-In 1962, four nervous young musicians played their first record audition for the executives of the Decca Recording Company. The executives were not impressed. While turning down this group of musicians,
one executive said, "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."

The group was called The Beatles.

-In 1944, Emmeline Snively, director of the Blue Book Modeling Agency told modeling hopeful Norma Jean Baker, "You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married".

She went on and became Marilyn Monroe.

-In 1954, Jimmy Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, fired a singer after one performance.
He told him, "You ain't goin' nowhere son. You ought to go back to drivin' a truck".

He went on to become Elvis Presley.

-When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1876, it did not ring off the hook with calls from potential backers. After making a demonstration call, President Rutherford Hayes said,
"That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to see one of them?"



When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2000 experiments before he got it to work.
A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so many times.

He said, "I never failed once. I invented the light bulb.
It just happened to be a 2000-step process".

In the 1940s, another young inventor named Chester Carlson took his idea to 20 corporations, including some of the biggest in the country. They all turned him down. In 1947, after 7 long years of rejections, he finally got a tiny company in Rochester, NY, the Haloid Company, to purchase the rights to his invention--an electrostatic paper-copying process.

Haloid became Xerox Corporation.

-A little girl--the 20th of 22 children, was born prematurely and her survival was doubtful. When she was 4 years old, she contracted double pneumonia and scarlet fever, which left her with aparalyzed left leg. At age 9, she removed the metal leg brace she had been dependent on and began to walk without it. By 13 she had developed a rhythmic walk, which doctors said was a miracle. That same year she decided to become a runner. She entered a race and came in last. For the next few years every race she entered, she came in last. Everyone told her to quit, but she kept on running. One day she actually won a race. And then another. From then on she won every race she entered.

Eventually this little girl-- Wilma Rudolph, went on to win three Olympic gold medals.

-A schoolteacher scolded a boy for not paying attention to his mathematics and for not being able to solve simple problems. She told him that you would not become anybody in life.

The boy was Albert Einstein.

Friday, December 8, 2006

Funny msn nicks

  • You're unique, just like everyone else....
  • Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
  • Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
  • Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
  • Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
  • Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
  • Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
  • When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
  • The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
  • You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
  • Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
  • If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
  • I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
  • We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
  • Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
  • As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
  • An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
  • What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
  • Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
  • Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
  • You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
  • If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
  • I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  • One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
  • When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better
  • I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
  • 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
  • I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
  • English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
  • You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
  • If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
  • Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
  • I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
  • ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
  • I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
  • Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
  • For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
  • I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
  • You and the bank own a very lovely home
  • I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
  • Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  • You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
  • All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
  • Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
  • Superman is a travestite
  • Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
  • Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
  • Lower the age of puberty!

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Male Pick up Lines

* That dress would look great on my floor.

* I've got a 6 inch tongue and know how to use it.

* Do you come here often?

* Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

* Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

* Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

* Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?

* I have an 8 inch dick. (Inches may vary)

* The word for the night is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

* Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

* I have only three months to live.

* If I followed you home, would you keep me?

* Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

* So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

* What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

* What's your sign?

* Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

* Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

* You are the only reason why I came in here alone.

* If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

* Is that Windex you're wearing? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

* Since we shouldn't waste in this day and age, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

* Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

* Where have you been all my life?

* Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

* I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

* You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

* Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

* Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?